By: Carrie Stevens

The Diary of a Man-Hating Model is a new blog by Carrie Stevens, based on her HotMomsClub article, “The Recovery of a Man Hating Model”. She hasn’t recovered, she still struggles not to hate men.* She’s the ultimate BFF (best female friend), and she’s here on HotMomsClub.com to vent with venom!

Why Hot Moms Should Date Really Old Men
Posted: Sunday July 22, 2007 3:47 PM
My friend (and co-founder of HMC Magazine) Jessica, and I were chatting yesterday while we were driving our little boys to the beach (thank God for DVD players and head-phones). What else were we chatting about? Big boys, of course! The modern day way men are ruining new relationships is by trying to replace vocal communication with text messaging. Seduction is all about stimulation of the senses. The sound of a voice, a sight of his smile, the smell of his breath (okay…well, maybe not). Unless blistery thumbs turn you on, texting is not attractive. Jessica agreed with me. Chivalry is not a Blackberry. And then is hit me: Hot Moms should date really old men! 1) They don’t have MySpace accounts that they use to cruise for girls. 2) Senior citizens eat the early bird special a 5 PM and go to bed at 8:30! They have the same the same schedule as our kids! 3) Retired men have lots of free time to do us favors, like pick the kids up from school and run our errands. 4) After the age of 50, a man’s testosterone drops, making them easier to get along with (kind of like a neutered cat). 5) Grandchildren are much better than step-children because you but you don’t have to raise them! 6) Old men are set in their ways. Most of them don’t even know how to e-mail. And most importantly, they don’t text!

Toxic Toys
Posted: Monday July 16, 2007 8:13 PM
My gorgeous model girlfriend Kelly (her name has been changed to protect the guilty) loves sex toys. She is very open about her collection and how often she gets off. I am surprised at how often she finds the energy to use them because she never feels well. She always confides in me that she has diarrhea, insomnia, she’s shaky, and lethargic. She’s been to many doctors and has had extensive blood work done without a conclusive diagnosis. Well, I think I may have her answer. I read a report in the news that toys made in China (Thomas the Tank Engine) have been recalled for having toxic lead in the paint. So, I did some research and found that seventy percent of the world’s sex toys are manufactured in China. How pathetic is it that my beautiful friend has been having poisonous orgasms because it is so difficult to find a good man? She should drop her Duracell’s and find some Fun-Yung-Tung!

He’s Not Worth It
Posted: Thursday July 5, 2007 8:22 PM
Instead of apologizing for their rude behavior, men typically wait to call again until they think we’ve forgotten about it.* If he did something extremely rotten, like inviting you to a meet him at a party where you find him hooking up with his ex in the bedroom by the time you arrive, he will wait about two months before calling.* If it was only a minor dick head move, like standing you up, he will wait two weeks.* Have no fear.* Men are like dogs.* They always come back!* When they do we usually forgive them, as time has softened our anger (let’s face it we are bored and horny too).* But if we keep going backwards, we never move forward…and find the true love we are looking for.* To prevent this mistake, I suggest the following:* edit his name in your cell phone to a caption describing him.* For example Dan is no longer Dan.* When he calls it now shows “Liar,” or “Insignificant,” or “Can’t Fuck”.* Reminding yourself of why you’re pissed at him will keep you from wasting time relearning something you already know:* That he is not worth it!