Dad Recalls His Son’s Birth and It’s So Funny It Proves Why Men Aren’t the Ones That Give Birth

Nov 2, 2016 at 11:00 am |

Nope. Not even close.

During the birth of our first child, my husband was full of emotion I remember wondering where the hell he went after we welcomed our beautiful daughter in the world. He actually went to the bathroom and cried his heart out just because he was such a ball of mixed emotions that he simply didn’t know what to do with himself (hello, parenthood! Thanks for the warm welcome). But with our second child, he was cool as a cucumber just because he knew what to expect already.

Yet, not every parent goes through childbirth and delivery the same way. That’s why one dad’s hilarious recollection of his son’s birth is going viral for all the right reasons. I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in a long time!

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Dad blogger Brad Kearns gives a play-by-play of his wife’s labor and delivery.

So, who is the one freaking out here?