He sure wasn’t raised on candy corn!
Even though I always find myself digging through my children’s Halloween stashes, I have to admit: Halloween candy sucks! Especially the bottom shelf, cheap candy that no one wants to eat and gets thrown away before Thanksgiving anyway.
Thankfully we have someone like celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey to tell us how much he hates them, how much we should hate them, and how much we should hate the people who buy them.
Or as he likes to put it, “It’s not candy. It’s not corn, it’s earwax formed in the shape of a rotten tooth.”
Oh, Gordon, never change.
Gordon Ramsey ranks the worst Halloween candy you should stay away from this year.