Anastasia Steele didn’t sign up for this!
I know a lot of people who probably wouldn’t admit to it, but there are plenty of people out there who wonder what life would be life if they had their own real-life Christian Grey at home. You know, the tall, dark, and ridiculously handsome sex addict who loves to do weird and kinky things while also saying the most awkward things before getting busy? And he also happens to be Jamie Dornan on the big screen? Yes, I’m talking about that one!
And while watching Fifty Shades of Grey muted is much better than with the sound on (trust me, I’ve watched it both ways), we’ve got a few ecards for you here that prove a married with kids Christian Grey isn’t the kind of Christian Grey that you probably have fantasized in your head.
These hilarious ecards prove that life with Christian Grey wouldn’t be as sexy as fans would think!