I can’t tell you how many times I’ve done awkward things in public. And I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried to hide my awkwardness in front of other people, too. I once went into a job interview paranoid about whether or not my future employer could see my sweaty armpits. Or when I have to get close to someone with uncertain breath. And don’t get my started on all the times my cart or shoes would squeak when I’m walking with a group of co-workers or accidentally trip and stumble… on nothing in front of me.
As much as we try to keep our cool, women find themselves in awkward situations all the time. We try to keep our cool and composure until an unexpected sound or smell comes from our body. Was it me? Was it you? We might never know! Simply put, adulting is so damn awkward, isn’t it? With that being said…
Here are 12 of the most awkward things women do in public!
1. Farting But Not Really Farting
You know what’s worse than farting in public? Making a sound that sounds like a fart in public. But then you keep doing it do confirm that it wasn’t a fart. Speaking of farts though, sometimes we worry they will be trapped in our tight skinny jeans, rearing its vicious aroma at the wrong time.
2. Pop a Spot – Yes, Really!
Oh, stop it. You might be in your mid-twenties, thirties or forties but don’t pretend that you don’t like to pop a good spot on your face, especially if it’s nice and white and just ready for you to burst al the gooey out. We might not get breakouts like we used to (unless you’re pregnant) but we do get the occasional pimple here and there. And there’s nothing more satisfying than popping it during it’s prime. It’s almost like eating a chocolate brownie cake, right?
3. Getting Your Pubes Trapped
As we all know, women have different preferences when it comes to their down there grooming styles. Some like it trimmed in all the right places, others like a simple landing strip while some women keep the throwback look fresh and alive.
You know what I’m talking about: the ’70s bush. And you have one, there’s a good chance that you might have gotten some of your pubes trapped in the wings of your maxi pad. Not only is it excruciatingly painful, but very awkward to deal with, especially in public.