Fortunately, I’ve never been in an accident (knock on wood) and I’ve never been involved in a fender bender, either. That’s not to say that it won’t happen in the future, but luckily I’ve never been in the position of having to write down a note and explain to a stranger why I totally crashed or scratched the side of their car. I did however back into my husband’s car in our driveway, but I’ll save that story for another day.
But for those who have had a parking lot fender bender, I’m sure it sucks. And I’m sure you’re also left with the moral obligation to leave your name and phone number (your real one, and not a fake one) on a piece of paper and stick it on their windshield so you can later exchange insurance information. As we all know though, that doesn’t always happen. In fact, here are some of the craziest (if not also inappropriate) notes left on cars that we’ve ever seen!
Warning: some of these notes will give you a reason to LOL at your office computer.
You Ruined My Day!
Oh my goodness this has to be one of the most pretentious notes I’ve ever seen, but the most hilarious one, too. I hope every time you eat ice cream it melts and you think of me. Classic. I’m going to start using that line more often.
Creeped Out Neighbor
If the van is white and has no windows, then yes I would be easily creeped out, too. I don’t want the other neighbors to think that I’m both creepy and creeped out by white cars next to my house.
On the Hood
Hey, at least they are being honest! And yes I once had a neighbor who would always park his car on a path between our houses and man did it p*ss me off.