Try not to judge me, but I’m the kind of person who can’t get into bed and fall asleep right away. It’s just never going to happen. I’ll watch a little TV, respond to some of my text messages or better yet, sit on social media and scroll through memes.
Hey, sometimes we all could use a good laugh right before I go to bed, right? Reading funny memes about cats, donuts and oblivious grandpas just seem to do the trick.
But what’s better than scrolling through an Instagram feed full of hilarious (and sometimes) inappropriate memes and screenshot texts are getting some of your very own from your family members and friends. And the two people who manage to make me laugh the most (and unintentionally too) are my mother and my sister. We share a group chat and sometimes they’ll end up texting me something that will send me racing to the bathroom (you know that feeling you get after you laugh so hard it makes you want to pee). Seriously my mother’s auto-corrects should be published in a book.
Here are some of the most hilarious text messages we’ve seen in a very long time. Let me warn you that some of these texts might be NSFW!
Warning: you’ll end up laughing so hard after reading these texts, it will hurt!
When Mom Gives You THAT Look
Instead of responding to texts with a message, I think I’m just going to take a selfie of my expression instead. A mother’s stare is worth more than a thousand words, let me tell you. If my mom sent me a text like this, it would sure as heck scare the crap out of me.
Late Night Shenanigans
As annoying as it would be to get a text like this from some one, I’ll admit that this is pretty funny. But GIF you send me something like this, I might get angry and just not respond! It doesn’t matter GIF you are my husband or my mother, I won’t reply back.
There’s a good reason why you don’t see chickens crossing the road anymore. Or cows for that matter. Talk about taking a classic children’s joke and making it unnecessarily NSFW.