Several years ago someone told me that the older your children get, the smaller their toys become… but the more expensive they are. And I believe every word of it. In fact, my wallet and my bank account believe it, too.
As parents, I’m sure a lot of us buy our children toys with the best intentions. We want our kids to use their toys to learn how to be creative while promoting unstructured play, right? At least, that was my plan each time I bought my kids a new set of legos, dolls or whatever happened to be in the clearance aisle at Target that week. But believe it or not, there are some toys out there that are so weird, bizarre and downright nuts that I’m surprised they actually exist.
Seriously, you’ve got to see some of these to believe them. And for the record, no I would never buy my child a cock block super lego set or a doll with questionable anatomy parts.I cannot even believe that these toys even made it to the store shelves and worse, that someone actually thought it would be a good idea to buy them. Sheesh!
These are just a few toys that are so weird, they shouldn’t even exist in the first place!
C*ck Block Super Lego Set
I’m sure this is on every little boy’s wish list… a c*ck block super lego set. Right? Because you’re not doing it right unless your blocking someone’s cock.
2. Is it a Boy? Is it a Girl? We Might Never Know.
I know a lot of people would have a lot of things to say about this doll. Some would say that the manufacturer mixed up the doll’s parts while others are hoping that they don’t end up trying to use a bathroom somewhere in North Carolina.
3. Surprise Potty Training Pop-Up Toy
Potty training our children is difficult enough, yet someone thought it would be a good idea to add a little pop-up toy right beside a potty training toilet. Why teach your child how to poop and pee when you can just scare the crap out of them with this thing?